WOKE UP LATE THIS MORN AND DECIDED TO MAKE IT A CLEANING AND PREPARING TYPE DAY - WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT THE GYM BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENED- FINALLY GOT IT TOGETHER AND WENT INTO THE CITY TO GET SOME SNACKS FROM THE HEALTH FOOD STORE - FYI - NO MORE SNAPPLES FOR THE SUNBEAM - V8'S OR POMENGRATE JUICE - YUP MAKING MY HEALTHIER TRANSITION FOR 2005 AND BEYOND-- GOT A CALL TODAY FOR HOUSTON SPLASH WORK - MADE ME FEEL GOOD THAT THE KIDS WOULD LIKE ME TO WORK DOWN THERE THIS YEAR-ONCE THE DEPOSIT IS SENT AND RECEIVED YOU WILL GET MORE INFO ON THE SERVICES-LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING U ALL TOMORROW AT THE TEA DANCE- I DO MISS U MUCH !

HEY - STAY WARM PEOPLE CUZ ITS BRUTAL OUT THERE-STILL TRYING TO ADJUST TO BEING BACK IN THIS WEATHER --BEEN KINDA LAZY - STAYING IN THE HOUSE - CLEANING AND WATCHING DVD'S - IM OFF THIS WEEKEND UNTIL SUNDAY - SHEILA NOXZEMA IS IN TOWN FOR THE SECOND SHOW ON SUNDAY- THE HARMONICA SUNBEAM BIRTHDAY DVD GOES ON SALE THIS WEEK FOR THOSE WHO MISSED THE FUNCTION OR WHO JUST WANT MEMORIES OF IT--PLANNING MY VALENTINES SHOW AND ALL THAT MADNESS- TRYING TO FIND A NEW HUSBAND B4 VALENTINES DAY GETS HERE (U KNOW HOW WE DO ) -- THAT'S IT FOR NOW - TALK TO U SOON

HAD A GREAT TIME IN SANTO DOMINGO - GOT STUCK THERE FOR TWO EXTRA DAYS DUE TO THE SNOW STORM- MISSED SUNDAY AT ESCUELITA- HOW WAS IT? GOTTA RECOUP ALL THOSE PESOS I SPENT DOWN THERE-- I WAS DOWN THERE GETTING THINGS ORGANIZED FOR NEXT MONTHS TRIP/PARTY- FOR MORE INFO LOG ONTO WWW.DOMINICANISLANDHEAT.COM-- I WILL TRY TO GIVE U MORE INFO WHEN I OFFICIALLY WAKE UP BUT U KNOW HOW THE SAYING GOES- WHAT HAPPENS IN SANTO DOMINGO ,STAYS IN SANTO DOMINGO!!!!!! - THIS IS ONE PLACE U HAVE TO BE THERE TO BELIEVE WHAT I WOULD TELL U---LOL

WOW - WHAT A NICE AND SEXY CROWD TONITE- BOTH SHOWS WENT OVER VERY WELL-- WE HAD QUITE A FEW BIRTHDAY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE - WITH A SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO SAVOY FROM JERSEY- SUGGA PIE WAS A CRAZY MESS TONITE- NO ITS NOT TRUE- SHE IS NOT LEAVING THE JOB - I WOULDNT ALLOW SUCH A THING TO HAPPEN --BESIDES WHO WOULD TAKE OUT THE TRASH FROM THE CLUB? I HAVE A CRAZY DAY AHEAD OF ME WITH ERRANDS AND PACKING FOR MY QUICK ESCAPE TO DOMINICAN REPUBLIC ON TUESDAY - GOT A FEW HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARDS TODAY AS WELL- THIS DAMN SNOW OUT HERE IS REALLY MAKING ME WANT TO DASH --I NEED TO WRITE MY FEB COLUMN FOR SAPIENCE ASAP OR ELSE ---MISS SHEILA NOXZEMA WILL BE PERCHED AT THE MONSTER MONDAY NITE 1/17 - COME OUT AND SUPPORT HER- THERE MAY BE ONE MORE ENTRY --SORRY ABOUT THE JONNY ZERO MIXUP - THE EPISODE AIRS 1/21 - MY BAD FOR ALL WHO SAT THROUGH IT AND NEVER SAW ME - I WILL NOT BE WRITING IN MY BLOG WHILE IM ON VACATION BUT WILL GIVE U ALL THE DIRT COME NEXT SUNDAY FOR SURE- PRAY FOR MY SAFE FLIGHT THERE AND BACK- THANKS

I WAS ON A PERSONAL EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER TODAY - MANY THINGS WENT ON BUT IN THE END I THINK IT ALL WORKED ITSELF OUT- THANK GOD--- PACKING HERE FOR MY DASH WITH THE CASH DC TRIP SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW-STILL CLEANING AND THROWING OUT WRAPPING PAPER FROM THE MANY GIFTS I RECEIVED FOR THE BIRTHDAY BASH- GUCCI RUSH, A FRYING PAN, WHOLE FOODS GIFT CERTIFICATE, GUCCI NO.3, CANDLES OF MANY VARIETIES, VICTORIA SECRET BOXERS AND A FEW OTHER ITEMS-- DONT FORGET JONNY ZERO TOMORROW ON FOX AT 9PM-- I WILL BE VIEWING IT FROM MY DC HOTEL ROOM --DONT FORGET THIS WILL BE A PACKED HOLIDAY WEEKEND ON SUNDAY SO COME EARLY- GETTING CALLS FOR MAY BOOKINGS ALREADY - HOW ABOUT THAT? U KNOW THE RULES --- NO DEPOSIT , NO SUNBEAM-------HAVE A GOOD ONE !

ITS THURSDAY MORN AND I HAVE MANY ERRANDS TO RUN = NOW THAT MY NITES ARE TIED UP WITH SCHOOL - I HAVE TO MAKE USE OF MY PRECIOUS MORNING TIME- THE RAIN IS HERE WHICH MAKES ME HORNY BUT I HAVE WORK TO DO-HEADING OUT TO DC THIS FRIDAY TO WORK AT THE EDGE AND THEN IM BACK HOME TO CLEAN AND PACK SAT AFTERNOON FOR MY UPCOMING ESCAPE TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC ON TUESDAY - PLANNING A SPECIAL SHOW FOR THIS COMING MLK SUNDAY AND IM SURE ITS GONNA BE KAPACKED SO COME ON OUT AND PLAY -LEARNING MY JILL SCOTT SONG AND WILL BE PREMIERING SOONER THAN U THINK-HAVE A GREAT DAY AND STAY DRY!

I KNOW I AM A DAY BEHIND WITH THIS ENTRY BUT I NEEDED THE REST -PLEASE DONT BE BITTER -LOL -- I JUST WANT TO TAKE THE TIME OUT TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO CAME OUT AND GAVE YOUR LOVE AND ENERGY TO SUNDAY NITE'S BIRTHDAY BASH- I REALLY DO APPRECIATE IT -FROM THE CARDS TO THE GIFTS, FLOWERS AND TIPS - IT REALLY MADE ME FEEL LOVED AND RESPECTED IN MY COMMUNITY -- THERE WERE LOTS OF OLD FACES THERE THAT MADE ME GAG AND LOTS OF NEW ONES AS WELL-- THE BOYS WERE MANY THINGS AND VARIETIES AND OF COURSE THE SPECIAL GUESTS WERE JUST THAT - SPECIAL! SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA LACE AND SUGGA PIE COCO FOR DEALING WITH ALL MY DRAMA AND DJ RELENTLESS AS WELL- THE NITE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN A SUCCESS WITHOUT YOU ALL ! - SPECIAL THANKS TO MANAGEMENT AS WELL- SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE HATERS WHO CAME OUT TO BE NOSY - WHY ARE U GAGGING?-- ON A MORE POSITIVE NOTE - I GOT A RIDE HOME FROM MY GOOD GIRLFRIEND WHO THEN HELPED ME UPSTAIRS WITH ALL MY NEW GIFTS AND FLOWERS AND THINGS- MY APT IS A COMPLETE MESS - I WILL GO THROUGH ALL THE STUFF SOMETIME TODAY -- SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO MY BOYS IN THE OPENING SEQUENCE - PHOENIX - FINE- ALEX-TIM-TEMPTATION-- THANKS FOR MAKING IT HOT FROM THE START- SHOUTOUT TO DOUGLAS SAYS FOR MAKING MY CLOTHES AND FOR OSCAR GONZALEZ FOR DOING MY MAKEUP AND HAIR- ALSO TO KOOLAID FOR HELPING ME THROUGHOUT THE DAY - AS U KNOW THIS SUNDAY IS GONNA BE WILD AND CRAZY AS WELL SO COME ON OUT AND LET YOUR HAIR DOWN!

THE BIG BIRTHDAY BASH IS TONITE GUYS-- TWO SHOWS 9PM AND 2AM - OPEN BAR AND BUFFET - FOR MORE INFO LOG ONTO WWW.ESCUELITA.COM--MY BIG PET PEEVE ABOUT THIS DAY IS ALL THE PEEPS WHO SAY THEY ARE COMING TO SUPPORT ME BUT THEY WANT TO BE ON THE GUEST LIST- THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF - U COME ONCE IN A BLUE MOON AND WANT ROYAL TREATMENT- CHILE CHEESE - GO ON GIRL--ITS NOT ABOUT U TODAY -ITS ABOUT ME- IF U COMING TO SUPPORT THEN DO SO WITHOUT MY HELP OF PUTTING U ON THE GUESTLIST OR ALLOWING U TO DO A NUMBER IN THE SHOW(THATS ANOTHER STORY) -- NOW THAT I HAVE THIS OFF MY CHEST - HOPE U CAN ALL MAKE IT TO THE FUNCTION !

EVEN THOUGH THE FUNCTION IS TOMORROW - TODAY IS MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY - THE FORECAST CALLS FOR RAIN BUT THAT DOESNT BOTHER ME CUZ RAIN MAKES ME HORNY! I HAVE ONLY A HANDFUL OF THINGS TO DO FOR TOMORROW NOW - THANKS TO PROPER PLANNING AND SCHEDULING - SO I CAN HAVE THE REST OF THIS DAY TO MYSELF JUST RELAXING AND DOING WHATEVER MAKES ME HAPPY(HINT- HINT)--IM DOING A DOUBLE SHOW TOMORROW (9 AND 2) SO COME ON OUT IF U CAN- IF U DONT MAKE IT FOR WHATEVER REASON - I UNDERSTAND TOO-LAST MINUTE GIFT SUGGESTIONS - GIFT CERTIFICATES FROM BARNES AND NOBLES, SEPHORA OR MACY'S-- DIDNT WANT TO GO TO HIGH END ON U AND SCARE OFF MY CUSTOMER BASE-LOL - MY BIRTHDAY WISH FOR MYSELF IS HEALTH , LOVE AND PROSPERITY FOR 2005!

YESTERDAY WAS HORRIBLE FOR ME UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY- SCHEDULED NUMEROUS REHEARSALS FOR THIS SUNDAY'S BIRTHDAY BASH AND PEEPS SHOWED UP AT ANYTIME THEY FELT LIKE - WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN? -- AFTER LEAVING THE "REHEARSAL" I CHECKED MY MESSAGES AND THERE WAS A BIRTHDAY CALL FROM NONE OTHER THAN BEYONCE KNOWLES(DONT HATE) AND IF U DONT BELIEVE ME THE MESSAGE WILL BE PLAYED SUNDAY NITE AT THE CLUB SOMETIME DURING THE SHOW-THAT BRIGHTENED UP MY NITE BY 200%--I AM WORKING TONITE AT ESCUELITA WITH A 2AM SHOW - MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY IS 1/8- SO THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF IT ALL TONITE --- STILL WORKING ON SOME MORE SUPRISES FOR SUNDAY SO STAY TUNED-JUST GOT BOOKED IN DC FOR 1/14 AT THE EDGE --HMMM- CANT WAIT FOR THAT - ALWAYS A NICE ASSORTMENT OF BOYS TO SWOON AT-- IM OUT FOR NOW - TAKE CARE

WINTER IS HERE AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRAZY WEATHER DAY AFTER ALL THE GOOD WEATHER WE HAVE HAD- IM NOT BITTER SINCE IT COULD BE ALOT WORSE- BUT TONITE IS MY JOB'S CHRISTMAS PARTY AND I WANTED SOME REALLY NICE WEATHER SO PRAY WITH ME THAT IT DOESNT GET TOO MESSY-- DID U ALL FAX WENDY YET ABOUT MY PARTY THIS SUNDAY - I AM ASKING THE READERS TO FAX OR EMAIL OR CALL WENDY WILLIAMS AND INVITE HER TO THE BIRTHDAY BASH THIS SUNDAY - I WILL DO MY PART I JUST NEED U ALL TO PUSH IT AS WELL- THE FAX IS 1866WENDY-FAX--IM STILL PLOTTING AND PLANNING TO MAKE SUNDAY SPECIAL FOR U AND ME - MY FAMILY IS COMING ( A YEARLY RITUAL)AND I WANT TO MAKE IT HOT -- ARE U COMING ?

TRYING TO GET MISS WENDY WILLIAMS TO COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS COMING SUNDAY 1/9/05 --SEND HER FAXES INVITING HER AS WELL 1-866-WENDY-FAX-- LET MOMMA KNOW HOW MUCH FUN IT IS AT ESCUELITA ON A SUNDAY NITE -- I WILL BE LISTENING IN TO SEE IF YOU GUYS HELP ME OUT ON THIS -- I KNOW U WONT LET ME DOWN!

I FASTED FOR THE FIRST TEA DANCE OF THE YEAR AND IT WAS MANY THINGS- THE SHOW WAS GREAT - CROWD ENERGY WAS GOOD AND THE DANCERS HELPED OUT ALOT AS WELL- I WENT THROUGH PERIODS OF HIGH AND LOW ENERGY LEVELS DUE TO ME FASTING (MORE ON THAT LATER) -- SO ARE U COMING TO THE BIRTHDAY BASH THIS WEEK(1/9)? I GOT A GIFT ALREADY -LUCK ME-- MY FRIEND TY GOT ME A MINI-IPOD(PINK)!-- WILL SURELY NEED HELP IT MAKING IT WORK - IM JUST NOT GOOD AT STUFF LIKE THAT-- SO U WANNA GET HARMONICA A GIFT AND JUST DONT KNOW WHAT - SUGGESTIONS - PERFUME- GIFT CERTIFICATES- SOMETHING ORANGE- OR JUST COME OUT AND GIVE YOUR ENGERY THAT WORKS WELL TOO-- I WILL BE DOING A DOUBLE SHOW THIS SUNDAY SO IHAVE TO SAVE SOME DRAMA FOR PART II OF THE BIRTHDAY BASH-- OH WELL ITS ERRAND TIME NOW FOLKS - LET ME KNOCK THIS OUT AND I WILL TALK TO U TOMORROW!

WOW- ITS FINALLY OVER - THE NEW YEAR HAS BEGUN - WILL NOT DWELL ON THE PAST BUT JUST TO LET U KNOW THE EMPIRE SKATING PARTY WAS A FLOP ON THURSDAY -- NOT SURE WHERE THEY PROMOTED BUT THERE WAS A HANDFUL OF PEEPS THERE AND THE THE SHOW DID NOT GO ON -- A MORE POSTITIVE NOTE- SPENT NEW YEARS EVE WITH MY SISTER AND 4 YEAR OLD NEICE AT CHURCH - IT WAS A WONDERFUL AND UPLIFTING EXPERIENCE(TRY IT SOMETIME)--GETTING DOWN TO THE WIRE WITH PARTY PREPARATIONS FOR 1/9/05-- I AM OFF FROM WORK MON AND TUES AND THAT WILL BE THE BULK OF MY ERRAND RUNNING AND ORGANIZING FOR THE EVENT -- COME OUT TO THE FIRST TEA DANCE OF THE YEAR AND SEE MY NEWLY WAXED LEGS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL(LOL) -- WATCH OUT FOR BIG THINGS FROM THE BEAM IN 2005! TRUST ME