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MOTHER NATURE IS BITTERJUST THE OTHER DAY (WED) IT WAS NICE AND CUTE. I THOUGHT SPRING WAS ON THE WAY IN FULL FORCE BUT I WAS WRONG. AFTER SOME EXTENSIVE RESEARCH I DISCOVERED THAT MOTHER NATURE WASN'T PLEASED. APPARENTLY SOME OF U RUINED THE EARLY COMING OF SPRING BY SHOWING THE HELL OUT ON THIS PAST WEDNESDAY. THE CHILDREN WERE SEEN WITH INAPPROPIATE ATTIRE AND BODY PARTS THAT SHOULD'NT BE EXPOSED EVEN IN PRIVATE. STOP THE INSANITY! THAT'S WHY WE ARE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THE SNOWSTORM THIS WEEKEND. WHEN MOTHER NATURE SEES FIT SHE WILL BRING SPRING BACK BUT WITH SOME RULES AND REGULATIONS ATTACHED. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS: DO NOT PUT ON SIZE 8 DAISY DUKES IF U ARE REALLY A SIZE 16. DO NOT WEAR A MIDRIFF TOP IF YOUR STOMACHE IS GOING TO HANG OVER THE SIDES, BACK AND FRONT CREATING A MUFFIN EFFECT. DO NOT PUT ON TANK TOPS OR SHORTS IF ITS BELOW 70 DEGREES. I THANK U FOR YOUR TIME AND LOOK FORWARD TO EVERYONE COOPERATING WITH THESE RULES IN ORDER TO ENSURE A NICE , LONG SPRING SEASON.
Posted by sunbeam at 08:31 AM | Comments
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Posted by sunbeam at March 17, 2007 08:31 AM |
